Wednesday, June 6, 2007

PLEASE GO AWAY

I thought that I was increasing my tolerance and patience on things in life, but lately I have grown to have very minute levels of tolerance when it comes to dealing with certain people. I mean, I really just want to fucking smack the shit out of some of the people that I deal with, it’s so fucking sickening to me. There is just a wide array of people that have gotten on my nerves lately and a few of the examples”

And I can’t say that I am really pissed of about something I just can’t bare to deal with these people anymore.

- fucking morons who have jobs in places that they have no business even shopping. Stupid assholes who work at places like Lowe’s and Home Depot who don’t know the difference between a nail and a screw and stand there trying to give you advice on some home remodeling stuff that they have not fucking clew about.

- Sorry ass technicians who work at the Geek squad in Best Buy, whose highlight of the day is to install windows XP and some drivers for the customer’s new wireless keyboard and mouse which they just happily purchased at Best Buy.

- Fucking high-schoolers and GED dropouts who have the nerve and balls to give me some bullshit advice about LCD vs. Plasma televisions. Spitting out terms like resolution, DLP, HD, 1080p. Some stupid feedback that they read about in a blog or looked up Sony’s manual about their technology. Dude shut the fuck! and let me do my shopping like I told you the first 3 times. .

- slow as traffic impeding motherfuckers who do not know how to drive, who pull out in the middle of the road in hopes of making the light but just end up looking STUPID! by blocking the intersection because the cars are backed up in front of them. MOTHERFUCKER READ THE SIGN, IT SAYS “DO NOT BOCK DRIVE”.

- carefree morons who refuse to get over to the slow lanes while going exactly the speed limit in the left lane of a major freeway

- corporate America workers who are full of fucking shit and pad every little word that comes out of their mouth, the exact same bunch of grimy smelly shit that comes out of my ass just happens to land on their tongues. They will stroke your cock while you face them, but as soon as you turn around they will fuck you in the ass with the biggest dildo they have.
I try to stay as pure as possible, but at times I have to play the necessary evil piano. I am a victim of this environment because it pays the bills for right now.

- managers who have been in their jobs for way too long and need to go do something in life, and stop making the world around them stale

- managers who act like your lawyers by constantly repeating the phrases like “can’t promise”, “no guarantee”, “not sure”, “possibly but not for certain”. I man god damn!!!!

- drunk sluts dancing in clubs acting obnoxious as fuck and hoeing around with their groupie ass scandalous girlfriends trying to find dudes who will buy them drinks. You are nothing but a hoe, not a woman, a shameless hoe. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME OR APPROACH ME.

- broke ass motherfukcers without jobs who ask for money and never pay it back. They come up with shitty excuses on how they don’t have your money, but in reality they just went out and bought some clothes or drinks or other stupid shit. They lie to your face saying how they will pay you next week, but when next week comes they come up with more sultry excuses.

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So far the is the list and I will keep adding more categories as I think of htem.

I am putting a defense mechanism in place because I do not want these types of people rubbing off on me. I am serious! They can bring you down on their level and just grow on you like bacteria. That is something that I want to completely avoid at all necessary costs.

Call me crazy, but I way to real to deal with this shit. I should have become a doctor because that is one profession that does not dish out any bullshit due to the seriousness of typical situations they are involved in. Or a teacher, because they have to present facts and not bullshit their students, although some do.

I am not corporate America

I am not politics

I am not justice system

I am not sales and advertisement

All these sectors of life are FULL OF SHIT. I am the corporate America that only few corporate America’s are ready for, not mainstream

Friday, May 11, 2007

Best Friend???? Who??? I do not think so

Well, just to let everyone one know that I am no longer friends with my one time best friend B. W. See, I was too much of a good friend who at times criticized him because I cared too much, but his ego and pride was too big for his own good.

I was willing to give it a chance and work things out, but then he did a very shady thing which I did not expect after being friends with him for 9 years. He indirectly took $1000 from my father and never gave it back. I trusted him, but he claimed that the money was now his.

Calling my dad an Indian giver? Are you kidding me ?! After all the shit we have been through and the way that my family treated you. If he would have asked for a $1000 dollars maybe I would have loaned it out to him in a civilized fashion. But instead, he took it like a thief. Fucking asshole go use that money to put some food on your family's table and Air Forces on your feet, YOU SHADY ASS NO GOOD FAGGOT.

I was heart broken by his shadiness, but I guess I am glad it happened now than later so that I do not have to waste any more of my precious time at mainlining what has become a one way relationship.

I am a man of principle especially when it comes to money/business related transactions, but honestly I didn’t even want to see this dude’s face or waste my time in court. What would the end result be, they put him on a payment plan??? Payment plan money that I will never see. At the end of the day I look at as his loss. He might have gained $1000, but he lost a very good friend for LIFE.

Lesson learned:

Even the people that you think are your closest and dearest can end up being SHADY FUCKING BACKSTABBERS.

To me B.W. is now a poster child for what a reall bitch is and a real man is not. Nothing can reverse what he did and now he is DEAD to me.
He is a fucking loser in every aspect of life.

Chronic 2001 by Dr. Dre Track #13:
that song is about you

how Ironic

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

For the first time in my life I have a broken heart.

Friday, April 27, 2007

It's Raining Outside

As we reflect back on relationships in our lives, both good and bad ones we hope that it was a learning experience. And even though people get sad when the good ones come to an end you hope to gain something positive out of it. You learn that you can’t always expect people to live up to your expectations and standards. You learn that forcing others to think and care about things that matter to you does not always benefit them. You learn that there a fine line between giving advice to someone and being judgmental. You learn that your words of wisdom might come of as pretentious and might hurt other people’s feelings. Most importantly you learn that you have to talk about your relationship problems and have an open communication medium. Without communication there is chaos.

People say that friendships are supposed to be people’s comfort zones in life. They are these zones where you can escape and be yourself and be part of a stress free environment. Unfortunately that’s only the easy zone that we all love and want to experience 100% of the time, but there comes a time when we also have to deal with the uncomfortable zone which is all the fights, arguments, quarrels, disagreements, and all the other dramatic elements. At the end I believe that it’s the friendship’s ability to endure the hardships that will ultimately decide its fate. Its survival will be the only factor that will determine the solidity of original state of its foundation.

So you engage in battles destroying and rebuilding with intentions to avoid what could be an inevitable collapse at any point in time. You hope that both sides try their best to sustain the linkage, but if one gives up then it makes much harder for the other to keep going. Regardless of the ending result which can lead to convergence or divergence, you hope that both people walk away satisfied knowing that they gave their utmost effort in what at best would be maintaining and rebuilding it, or at worst, ending what once was a common link.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Money and Friends

You loan your friends money in the time of need and then after a period of time it is expected that you will get that money back unless there are some serious circumstances under which your friend cannot pay you back. That’s just how things work in this world we live in

And after a while of asking for your own money back when you, the loaner, is in need of those reallocated funds now come off as begging for your own money. What makes it even more frustrating is that your friend is now accusing you of putting money before friends.

Those accusations are disturbing and disappointing especially if you were just trying to help in the first place and have significant history with that person. It’s unfortunate, but you learn from people and just continue trucking.

A letter from the president

I wish to share with you our response to a disturbing event. Some hand-written graffiti was found in a restroom stall in Main Classroom yesterday afternoon which threatens a repeat of the Virginia Tech event for May 12 - our commencement day.

I view this with grave concern and am taking every precaution to insure that our campus and commencement exercises are safe and secure and that commencement is the joyous occasion that all of us expect. To that end, the University Police have been in touch with the City of Cleveland's Police Department and I have asked Governor Strickland for assistance from the Ohio Highway Patrol. The Governor has assured me of that help and I already have spoken to the Director of Public Safety and officials at the Highway Patrol. In addition, I have ordered that there be metal detectors at all entrances to the Wolstein Center on commencement day.

You can be of special help to the University by keeping us informed of any suspicious activity and suspect behavior that you note or that may be related to this issue. You can call the University Police at 687-2020. We are determined to make our campus as safe and secure as it can be.

I appreciate your concern and, needless to say, I share it. As events warrant, I will keep you informed.

Michael Schwartz
President

Friday, April 20, 2007

I will miss my Wolf P.A.A.K.

I am definitely going to miss this dream team. By far the sickest and craziest motherfuckers I have ever worked with. I was part of the most unbelievable team chemistry out of all the departments across Progressive. We made history together and left a legacy that will never be surpassed by others.

These three dear friends mean a lot to me and as I move on with my career it breaks my heart that I will not be working with them, but only the future holds the answer and maybe we will once again re-unite and make more history like the 95-96 Bulls.